corneliamionette:
buttpilgrim:
scientificperfection:
kittiesinthemorning:
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟
Voldemort’s head is sticking out from the right…
…omg he is right - this is Voldemort’s NEW BODY! 8D
(Quelle: sometimesoverwhelming)
Abgelegt unter dude falling non-stop sandtits boobies
diliaren:
pelissa:
DITSHY!? DX

…

-ah! That’s why noone is hugging me =3=
WHATEVER I DON’T NEED YA! I can make anyone want me with ma dance moves~

And if ya dun luv me I’ll make ya - I will use force if ya dun! e__e

No wait no no wait it’s not cause of you no just no … It’s just ….

Too huge to be hugged. I would just squeez you in a sexual and non sexual way, derp.
Well… if that’s the case - I will shoot u if ya come too close to moi~
And you wont even realize it .__e


SEE!
SEE!
DUN SEE THAT COMING RIGHT!?

Well… that dude didn’t see it coming… *snif*
Abgelegt unter you didn't see that coming dud cockgun
DITSHY!? DX

…

-ah! That’s why noone is hugging me =3=
WHATEVER I DON’T NEED YA! I can make anyone want me with ma dance moves~

And if ya dun luv me I’ll make ya - I will use force if ya dun! e__e

Abgelegt unter uh yeah look at those dance moves jin lonely snif
diliaren:
I think i did see something very disturbing here. No no … This was too much no, just too much bby. No.

But tbh … Now you made me think of that certain face i could put on you FABFABFABFABFABFAB

NOW YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID, YOU DID ME HOMO AGAIN AAAAARGHHHH LENA WAE
Birthday, hm? 8 years you say, hm?

Now it’s 16:17 - perfect time for turning HOMO! ;P
Who will top~

Abgelegt unter Wann top me? wanna top?
diliaren:
pelissa:
diliaren:
pelissa:
HERE: http://youtu.be/27NX_MMIkLY
….

The clown heard she was in that car…
Glad i wasn’t that gurl … Hell wtf are those tag ew just wat lol are you serious? no, just no no ew no please no uh no likeit no just no.
LIKEIT! EW U! EW U!
Come on ulikeitroughtoodon’tya~

Are you serious. ARE YOU SERIOUS. ARE YOU SERIOUS???? ROUGH, ME? WAIT NO NONONONONONO THERE’S ONLY ONE REASON WHY YOU ARE SAYING THIS TO ME ….

…. ARE YOU …???
What do u think??? *grin*

I will just tell u that much~


Abgelegt unter I am ready ready oh u know what I mean
diliaren:
pelissa:
HERE: http://youtu.be/27NX_MMIkLY
….

The clown heard she was in that car…
Glad i wasn’t that gurl … Hell wtf are those tag ew just wat lol are you serious? no, just no no ew no please no uh no likeit no just no.
LIKEIT! EW U! EW U!
Come on ulikeitroughtoodon’tya~

Abgelegt unter massage? or rougher?
Abgelegt unter OMG THE CLOWN GOT HIS REVENGE awww poor gurl I bet she liked him being rough oh yes~ you like it rough
awwww please, SOMEONE, translate it for me, PLEASE! ( つ Д `)
Omg… can you fall in love with a voice?
awww Izaya <3 ..what did you do to sleeping SHizuo? .___.
(Quelle: izzascupcake)
Abgelegt unter Shizaya Pelissa Shieva Izaya Shizuo voice actor DuRaRaRa Drrr video
Abgelegt unter Pelissa Shieva Izaya Orihara pity DuRaRaRa Drrr
I have to tell you a SECRET!…
I had this weird WEIRD dream, where Izaya thought Shizuo only likes girls and dressed up as girl for him, named Kanra. Vorona wanted to help Izaya after he admitted his feelings for Shizuo in fornt of her. And Shizuo sooner or later started to go out with “Kanra”.
Well, Vorona was a lesbian in my fantasy (DON’T, please, don’t ask why) and suddenly fell in love with Izaya dressed as girl…. and then she f***ing RAPED him! D: and no, SHE WAS DOING HIM WITH SOME STUPID TOY…
And then Izaya was searching confort in Shizuos embrace and Vorona apologized to him and blah, blah, blah it came out that Izaya was Kanra, Shizuo still loved Izaya, blah, blah, HAPPY SHIZAYA ENDING…
BUT
WHAT THE HELL? Now I laugh my ass off over the VoronaxIzaya pic there above… because all those pics are about people who TOP Izaya xDDDD
(via izzascupcake)
Abgelegt unter Pelissa Shieva Shizaya Shizuo Izaya Vorona VoronaxIzaya couples yaoi DuRaRaRa Drrr
izzascupcake:
shizayaconfessions:
I believe that Tsukishima tops Hachimenroppi. I know that that is like the one pairing where an Izaya usually tops a Shizuo, but I don’t believe in that. I think that Roppi is too emotionally fragile and broken to top, and Tsukishima is the perfect seme for him, because he can pick up all of the broken pieces of Roppi and try to hold him together the best he can.
THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE INTERNET. PEOPLE THINKS THE SAME WAY I DO 8D WOOOOOH! <3
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THE SAME! :D